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How many…

How many squares of TP per day for a hard-core, extreme, back country hunt?

  • 1-10

  • 11-20

  • Half a roll

  • None, I use vegetation or clothing

  • My bum is so sensitive I can only use aloe scented baby wipes.

  • I have stage fright and can only use a vault toilet at a developed campground


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I almost always forget to take any TP along when hunting. I've learned to make do with what I can find on hand. Wait ... I don't mean literally ... though often enough it ends up that way. Crusty snow can suffice but side effects are tripping over my hemaroids afterwards. Powdery snow doesn't work. Skunk cabbage is useful ... unless it's frost killed. Too flimsy.
 
Rounded rocks like in a creekbed have saved me a few times. Grass doesn’t work very well for me. And I admit I have come back from more than one hunt with only one sock. I forget TP too much, I guess.
 
2 Ply Charmin (4 squares), followed by unscented baby wipes. If is good enough for a babies butt, it's good enough for mine.

I typically camp/hunt with my wife, so she's ALL ABOUT having proper toiletries.
 
I almost always forget to take any TP along when hunting. I've learned to make do with what I can find on hand. Wait ... I don't mean literally ... though often enough it ends up that way. Crusty snow can suffice but side effects are tripping over my hemaroids afterwards. Powdery snow doesn't work. Skunk cabbage is useful ... unless it's frost killed. Too flimsy.
And people worry about smokers!? 🙄🤪
 
Better too much than not enough. And it could be a helluva bargaining chip with fellow campers (aka free booze) as Elaine found out.

 
*Real outdoors men and women find a sparkling fresh cleansing via Backcountry Bidet:

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1 square a day for drying off:

Damn, I knew others praised eco-friendly cleansing though I *air dry. No squares necessary.
 
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