If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Can
you cry under water?
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How
important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?
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Why
do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once
you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in
for eternity?
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Why
does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What
disease did cured ham actually have?
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How
is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good
idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why
is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?
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If
a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
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Why
are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay
to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things
on the ground?
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Why
do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're
going to see you naked anyway.
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Why
is "bra"singular and "panties" plural?
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Why
do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?
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If
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?
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Can
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If
the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why
does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're
both dogs!
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If
Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?
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If
corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what
is baby oil made from?
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If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
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Do
the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why
did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why
do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a
hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice
that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take
him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Can
you cry under water?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How
important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why
do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once
you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in
for eternity?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why
does a round pizza come in a square box?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What
disease did cured ham actually have?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How
is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good
idea to put wheels on luggage?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why
is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If
a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why
are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do people pay
to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things
on the ground?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why
do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're
going to see you naked anyway.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why
is "bra"singular and "panties" plural?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why
do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Can
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If
the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why
does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're
both dogs!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If
Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If
corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what
is baby oil made from?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do
the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why
did you just try singing the two songs above?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why
do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a
hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Did you ever notice
that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take
him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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