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If you watch till the end I'm not sure this guy fishes for the same reasons I do....
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Lords Of The Fly 👑 on Instagram: "When you land a trout in Jurrasic Park… This clip is something out of a New Zealand dream… ~ After a wet winter anglers can still find a few good sized browns feeding in small side creeks in NZ. @fiordland_fishing_gu

22K likes, 311 comments - flylords on December 22, 2021: "When you land a trout in Jurrasic Park… This clip is something out of a New Zealand dream… ~ After a wet winter anglers can still find a few good sized browns feeding in small side creeks in NZ. @fiordland_fishing_guide slung a perfect 🏹...
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neffa3 said:
If you watch till the end I'm not sure this guy fishes for the same reasons I do....
www.instagram.com

Lords Of The Fly 👑 on Instagram: "When you land a trout in Jurrasic Park… This clip is something out of a New Zealand dream… ~ After a wet winter anglers can still find a few good sized browns feeding in small side creeks in NZ. @fiordland_fishing_gu

22K likes, 311 comments - flylords on December 22, 2021: "When you land a trout in Jurrasic Park… This clip is something out of a New Zealand dream… ~ After a wet winter anglers can still find a few good sized browns feeding in small side creeks in NZ. @fiordland_fishing_guide slung a perfect 🏹...
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I didn't read the 'watch to the end' part and for the first 2/3 of the clip, I was like "man, this is pretty sweet" - then I saw the end. Good lord.
 
How many times do we have to see this same stupid post formula? This one:

1. I am not skilled enough to stalk into my effective range.
2. I decide to take a longer shot to compensate.
3. Shockingly, my target moves between the time I shoot and the time my bullet/arrow reaches it, way over there in the next county. Whoops!
4. Lucky for me, my bullet/arrow still connects, hitting it in the mouth/intestines/lower spine/forelegs.
5. Now that my severely maimed target will hold still for a sec, I deliver a second shot, because I care a great deal about ethical and humane kills.

So tired of the "extended my range" -> "uh oh spaghetti-o's!" -> "it all worked out in the end" story arc.
 
RobertD said:
How many times do we have to see this same stupid post formula? This one:

1. I am not skilled enough to stalk into my effective range.
2. I decide to take a longer shot to compensate.
3. Shockingly, my target moves between the time I shoot and the time my bullet/arrow reaches it, way over there in the next county. Whoops!
4. Lucky for me, my bullet/arrow still connects, hitting it in the mouth/intestines/lower spine/forelegs.
5. Now that my severely maimed target will hold still for a sec, I deliver a second shot, because I care a great deal about ethical and humane kills.

So tired of the "extended my range" -> "uh oh spaghetti-o's!" -> "it all worked out in the end" story arc.
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Don't forget, anyone who criticizes me is just jealous of my skillz!
 
RobertD said:
How many times do we have to see this same stupid post formula? This one:

1. I am not skilled enough to stalk into my effective range.
2. I decide to take a longer shot to compensate.
3. Shockingly, my target moves between the time I shoot and the time my bullet/arrow reaches it, way over there in the next county. Whoops!
4. Lucky for me, my bullet/arrow still connects, hitting it in the mouth/intestines/lower spine/forelegs.
5. Now that my severely maimed target will hold still for a sec, I deliver a second shot, because I care a great deal about ethical and humane kills.

So tired of the "extended my range" -> "uh oh spaghetti-o's!" -> "it all worked out in the end" story arc.
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Like guy weaves a whole long story to restate the plain truth: He took a bad shot on purpose because he values the gram post more than he does the principles of ethical hunting.

But If I was dumb enough to maim an ostrich with my bow from 140 yards I would at least keep the stupid story to myself
 
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@WildWill is dat you?

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That is exactly what I look like without a shirt but his is bigger. I'm talking about the flamethrower of course.
 
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