GunNut76
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When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
What is the speed of dark?
Why are people who "need no introduction" always introduced?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
IF "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro"....then what is the opposite of progress?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
What is the speed of dark?
Why are people who "need no introduction" always introduced?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
IF "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro"....then what is the opposite of progress?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
