A man walks into a gay bar,
two steps in he realizes his mistake, but figures he will just have one quick drink and leave.
The bartender approaches him and asks"whats the name of your penis?"
The man says "look Im not into any of that, all I want is a drink."
The bartender replies " everyone in here has to have a name for their penis or no drink, for instance mine is named
NIKE for the slogan JUSt DO IT!
The guy at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS because "it really satisfies."
The bartender tells the man he will give him a minnute to think it over.
Dumbfounded the man askes the guy sitting on his right "What do you call your penis?"
"Timex " because "it take a lickin but keeps on tickin"
Shaken, the man turnes to the guy on his left "so what do you call your penis?"
"Ford, because Quality is job One! Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Now even more shaken, the man Finally exclaims to the bartender "The name of my penis is Secret!" (the deoderant)
"Now give me my beer!"
he bartender begins to pour the beer, but with a puzzeled look asks "why Secret?"
The man replies "Because its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"
two steps in he realizes his mistake, but figures he will just have one quick drink and leave.
The bartender approaches him and asks"whats the name of your penis?"
The man says "look Im not into any of that, all I want is a drink."
The bartender replies " everyone in here has to have a name for their penis or no drink, for instance mine is named
NIKE for the slogan JUSt DO IT!
The guy at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS because "it really satisfies."
The bartender tells the man he will give him a minnute to think it over.
Dumbfounded the man askes the guy sitting on his right "What do you call your penis?"
"Timex " because "it take a lickin but keeps on tickin"
Shaken, the man turnes to the guy on his left "so what do you call your penis?"
"Ford, because Quality is job One! Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Now even more shaken, the man Finally exclaims to the bartender "The name of my penis is Secret!" (the deoderant)
"Now give me my beer!"
he bartender begins to pour the beer, but with a puzzeled look asks "why Secret?"
The man replies "Because its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"
