Funny Movie Quotes

[browtine]

pieces of shit for breakfast was "the wedding singer".. GREAT show..

THE BEST QUOTE:

"And here is fletch, 6'4", 6'9" with Afro" ...HAHAH

Fletch is one of my fvorite movies of all time.

 

[browtine]

"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."
- SAMANTHA (Molly Ringwald) in Sixteen Candles (1984)

 

[guppie9]

pieces of shit for breakfast was "the wedding singer".. GREAT show..

THE BEST QUOTE:

"And here is fletch, 6'4", 6'9" with Afro" ...HAHAH

Fletch is one of my fvorite movies of all time.

I respectfully disagree...that quote is from Happy Gilmore. He was talking to Shooter McGavin at the time.

And I 2nd the vote for Fletch. Absolutely a great movie. Chevy Chase's best, IMHO.

 

[TLC]

Guppie, starting to think that line was used in more than one of his movies. he said something very similar in billy madison to the guy that wanted to take over the hotel.

and lets not forget the little kids line in big daddy - "is that the guy with saggy balls?"

 

[browtine]

Happy Gillmore... DAMNIT! Your absolutly right.

 

[A-con]

This place is like f**cking Disneyland, everybody gets what they want. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one.
(Apocalypse Now)

 

[powderburn]

Chief Dan George in "Little Big Man"
I had me a white woman once, she wasn't very enthusiastic.

 

[1_pointer]

"Awright, let's get to the rat-killing" - John Wayne in Comancheros

 

[noharleyyet]

...from The Family Guy

Oh no. I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean.

Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.

For God's sake, shake me. Shake me like a British nanny!

 

[Hangar18]

From Dazed and Confused:

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

 

[Hangar18]

From Office Space:

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

 

[Hangar18]

Caddy shack and Blues Brothers were classics too, Ken.

How about this one.......

"It's labrador, man.
My dog ate my stash.
Had it on the table and the little MFer ate it.
Had to follow him around with a little baggie for 3 days to get it back"

Chong from Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smoke"

"Really blew the dog's mind"

Classic!

 

[Nut]

Talking about opening day of deer season in Escanaba in Da Moonlight.

"It's like Christmas with Guns"

 

[BigHornRam]

"Does she have like big giant sized tittys?"

or

".....my dick get's hard when the wind blows"

Murphy in 48 hours

 

[BigHornRam]

"How much for the little girl?" John B. in Blues Bros

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

"Stand back while I whoop this out"...Blazing Saddles

 

[Michaelr]

You can't handle the truth!