Funny Movie Quotes

[Moosie]

Speaking of Happy Gilmore, wasn't that the show were they said :

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast !!"

Reply "Uhhh, you eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?"

 

[Bambistew]

Pretty much the whole movie "Airplane" could be quoted. One of my favorites is..

"I picked a bad day to quit drinking"

 

[Bambistew]

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

 

[BigHornRam]

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Outlaw Joesy Wales

 

[noharleyyet]

The entire Animal House script.

 

[BigHornRam]

Caddy shack and Blues Brothers were classics too, Ken.

How about this one.......

"It's labrador, man.
My dog ate my stash.
Had it on the table and the little MFer ate it.
Had to follow him around with a little baggie for 3 days to get it back"

Chong from Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smoke"

 

[noharleyyet]

"I'm a mawg, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend." Spaceballs?

 

[IDHunters]

"It's Manbearpig, 1/2 man, 1/2 bear, 1/2 pig......I'm super cereal"

Al Gore
South Park

 

[TLC]

Speaking of Happy Gilmore, wasn't that the show were they said :

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast !!"

Reply "Uhhh, you eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?"

good catch Moosie, but think thats sandlers line from billy madison?

 

[guppie9]

good catch Moosie, but think thats sandlers line from billy madison?

Nope...he's right...its from Happy Gilmore.

 

[sreekers]

"I see that poker isn't your game Ike, perhaps we should do a new game. How about a spelling contest!"

"I'll be your huckleberry."

-Doc Holiday, Tombstone

 

[guppie9]

Discovered by the Germans, in 1904, they named it San Diego. Which, of course, in German, means "a whale's vagina".

-Anchorman

 

[noharleyyet]

"I see that poker isn't your game Ike, perhaps we should do a new game. How about a spelling contest!"

"I'll be your huckleberry."

-Doc Holiday, Tombstone

...one of the coolest ever.

 

[Dinkshooter]

Out with the bad, in with the good.

Out with the bad in with the good.

Lloyd Christmas

 

[Dinkshooter]

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

 

[Calif. Hunter]

"He's not a hard man to track. He leaves dead people everywhere he goes."

"You gonna pull them guns or are you gonna whistle 'Dixie?' "

The OUtlaw Josey Wales

I don't remember the exact lines, but Jack Nicholson ordering toast in 5 Easy Pieces is classic, too.

 

[IDduckhntr]

"do or do not-there is no 'try' "

Yoda-Empire strikes back

"the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a$$ and ended up a brown stain on the mattress-I think you've been cheated"

FMJ

 

[BigHornRam]

"We play both kinds of music here......country...and western" Blues Brothers

"How's it work on stains?" Outlaw Josey Wales

Murphy: "Jack, tell me a story."
Nolte: "FU"
Murphy: "Aw, that's my favorite." 48 Hours

 

[mdcrossbow]

"Say hello to my little friend"

 

[Calif. Hunter]

"Yeah! Who's your daddy?"


Moosie to armadillo in video from Hunt Talk in Texas