Friday Music, You low life NRs ;)

[BuglinDrew]

 

[BuglinDrew]

 

[Deleted member 16014]

Obie Trice
Real name no gimmicks
Two trailer park guides go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park guides go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back, back again
NR's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to fund FWP no more
They want rich sportys, DIY's chopped liver
Well if you want sporty, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of 6.5 creed mixed with some Costco hard liquor
Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker
Then a shot when I get shocked at the hospital
After Ifall of my horse & break my lickspittle
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to start hunting
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms.Outfitter
But your husband's tag theft is complicating
So the FWP won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on O-T-C
But the Breaks feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, tell us about your rips
F-that, dips with your hips, telling us how to manage our bits
And get ready 'cause this shit is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "F$$k you, GiGi!"
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feel so empty without me
Little hellions residents, feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their gov't still listens to MOGA
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary,
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that @Big_Fin got everyone kissing his ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my elk you ask for me
Well I'm back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh
Fix your bent barrel nna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in endin' up
Under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
"Testing attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions tents
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A teepee, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a tent for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
A-tiskit a-taskit,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this gumbo and brisket
Instagram posers, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And UPOM, you can get stomped by a buffalo
You sixteen year old anti-access jerks, blow me
You don't know me, you're too slow, let it go its over
Nobody wants to give you shit
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since MT turned itself into a pimp, yo.
But sometimes this shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just spending
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since woofs were introduced
To do western hunting so selfishly
And use it to get myself bulls & bucky's
Hey, there's a concept that works
Twenty million dollars, resident pony up
But no matter how many bulls in the unit,
The Breaks will be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feels so empty without me
Kids!

WINNER

 

[Wildabeest]

This ballad is set before there were R and NR hunting rules, but it encapsulates the general feeling of the west...

Well a long time ago, came a man on a track
Walking thirty miles with a sack on his back
And he put down his load where he thought it was the best
He made a home in the wilderness

He built a cabin and a winter store
And he ploughed up the ground by the cold lake shore
And the other travellers came walking down the track
And they never went further, no they never went back

Then came the churches, then came the schools
Then came the lawyers, then came the rules
Then came the trains and the trucks with their loads
And the dirty old track was the Telegraph Road

Then came the mines, then came the ore,
Then there was the hard times, then there was a war
Telegraph sang a song about the world outside
Telegraph Road got so deep and so wide

Like a rolling river

 

[Wildabeest]

When WY sells you a bunch on NR LQ Preference Points and then changes the allocations....

 

[fishing4sanity]

Heard this on Classic Rewind today and immediately thought of this thread. It might be a bit before your time for some of the younger HT'ers.

 

[BigHornRam]