BigHornRam
Well-known member
Ode to Harley.
noharleyyet
Well-known member
..and the winner is AZ, NM, and Utah
Obie Trice
Real name no gimmicks
Two trailer park guides go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park guides go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back, back again
NR's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to fund FWP no more
They want rich sportys, DIY's chopped liver
Well if you want sporty, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of 6.5 creed mixed with some Costco hard liquor
Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker
Then a shot when I get shocked at the hospital
After Ifall of my horse & break my lickspittle
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to start hunting
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms.Outfitter
But your husband's tag theft is complicating
So the FWP won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on O-T-C
But the Breaks feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, tell us about your rips
F-that, dips with your hips, telling us how to manage our bits
And get ready 'cause this shit is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "F$$k you, GiGi!"
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feel so empty without me
Little hellions residents, feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their gov't still listens to MOGA
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary,
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that @Big_Fin got everyone kissing his ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my elk you ask for me
Well I'm back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh
Fix your bent barrel nna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in endin' up
Under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
"Testing attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions tents
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A teepee, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a tent for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
A-tiskit a-taskit,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this gumbo and brisket
Instagram posers, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And UPOM, you can get stomped by a buffalo
You sixteen year old anti-access jerks, blow me
You don't know me, you're too slow, let it go its over
Nobody wants to give you shit
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since MT turned itself into a pimp, yo.
But sometimes this shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just spending
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since woofs were introduced
To do western hunting so selfishly
And use it to get myself bulls & bucky's
Hey, there's a concept that works
Twenty million dollars, resident pony up
But no matter how many bulls in the unit,
The Breaks will be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feels so empty without me
Kids!
Real name no gimmicks
Two trailer park guides go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park guides go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back, back again
NR's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to fund FWP no more
They want rich sportys, DIY's chopped liver
Well if you want sporty, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of 6.5 creed mixed with some Costco hard liquor
Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker
Then a shot when I get shocked at the hospital
After Ifall of my horse & break my lickspittle
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to start hunting
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms.Outfitter
But your husband's tag theft is complicating
So the FWP won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on O-T-C
But the Breaks feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, tell us about your rips
F-that, dips with your hips, telling us how to manage our bits
And get ready 'cause this shit is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "F$$k you, GiGi!"
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feel so empty without me
Little hellions residents, feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their gov't still listens to MOGA
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary,
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that @Big_Fin got everyone kissing his ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my elk you ask for me
Well I'm back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh
Fix your bent barrel nna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in endin' up
Under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
"Testing attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions tents
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A teepee, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a tent for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
A-tiskit a-taskit,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this gumbo and brisket
Instagram posers, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And UPOM, you can get stomped by a buffalo
You sixteen year old anti-access jerks, blow me
You don't know me, you're too slow, let it go its over
Nobody wants to give you shit
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since MT turned itself into a pimp, yo.
But sometimes this shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just spending
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since woofs were introduced
To do western hunting so selfishly
And use it to get myself bulls & bucky's
Hey, there's a concept that works
Twenty million dollars, resident pony up
But no matter how many bulls in the unit,
The Breaks will be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause the Breaks feels so empty without me
Kids!
Hilljackoutlaw
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EYJONAS!
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You've got way too much time on your hands
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Hilljackoutlaw
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You've got way too much time on your hands
Slow morning. Coffee taking it's time to kick in.
BAKPAKR
Well-known member
I will preface my submission with the fact that I spend a lot of time in the car with my 11 year old daughter in charge of the music. Anyway, this song makes me think of threads started by non-resident newbies, with post counts of less than 5, asking where to go in unit/hunt area X.
BigHornRam
Well-known member
Ode to myself.
noharleyyet
Well-known member
Whoa, thought it was a nightmare
Lord it was so true
They told me I pulled Roosevelt Elk in Oregon
The devil's on the loose
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Whoa, don't look back to see
Thought I heard a rumblin'
Calling to my name
Two hundred million guns are loaded
Resident cries, "Take aim"
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Whoa, don't look back to see
Over on the mountain, thunder magic spoke
Let the people know my338 Win Mag
Fill the land with smoke
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Whoa, don't look back to see
Lord it was so true
They told me I pulled Roosevelt Elk in Oregon
The devil's on the loose
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Whoa, don't look back to see
Thought I heard a rumblin'
Calling to my name
Two hundred million guns are loaded
Resident cries, "Take aim"
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Whoa, don't look back to see
Over on the mountain, thunder magic spoke
Let the people know my338 Win Mag
Fill the land with smoke
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Better run through the jungle
Whoa, don't look back to see
I wanna try to play! Everyone's perception of us NR hunters swarming in:
Well I pulled out of Pittsburgh rollin' to Montana's Region 4
I got my F250 wound up and she's a running like never before
There's a game check station ahead that's all right
I don't see a fish cop in sight
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
I got me a 6.5 creedmoor and a long distance scope
I'm smoking all sorts of stuff and my eyes are open wide
I just passed on a whitetail buck
I been passing on everything in sight
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
Well it seems like months since I got online and applied
I could hunt back home but I'm not alike some other guys
There's a whitetail sitting there in sight
But I could never make believe it's all right
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
FWP is a checking on down the line
I skipped all the regs and left my ethics behind
But nothing bothers me tonight
I can dodge all the check stations all right
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
Well my brain is a little slow but that don't mean it's old
There's a flame from my camp but the open burn order is still in effect
Region 4 is coming in sight
If you think I'm happy you're right
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
Well I pulled out of Pittsburgh rollin' to Montana's Region 4
I got my F250 wound up and she's a running like never before
There's a game check station ahead that's all right
I don't see a fish cop in sight
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
I got me a 6.5 creedmoor and a long distance scope
I'm smoking all sorts of stuff and my eyes are open wide
I just passed on a whitetail buck
I been passing on everything in sight
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
Well it seems like months since I got online and applied
I could hunt back home but I'm not alike some other guys
There's a whitetail sitting there in sight
But I could never make believe it's all right
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
FWP is a checking on down the line
I skipped all the regs and left my ethics behind
But nothing bothers me tonight
I can dodge all the check stations all right
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
Well my brain is a little slow but that don't mean it's old
There's a flame from my camp but the open burn order is still in effect
Region 4 is coming in sight
If you think I'm happy you're right
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
Six days on the road and I'm filling a muley doe tag tonight
