2fastnaz
New member
Two guys from Phoenix die and wake up in hell. The next day
the devil stops in
to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens
and bomber hats,
warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks, "What
are you doing? Isn't
it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Phoenix, and
in the summer, it
gets real hot there. We're just a little bit chilly, you
know." The devil
decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
the heat. The next
morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed
in parkas, hats and mittens.
The devil asks them again, "Its awfully hot down here, can't
you guys feel that?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday,
we're from Phoenix
where it gets real hot in the summer. We're still just a
little bit chilly, you
know." This gets the devil a little steamed up and he
decides to fix the two
guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The
people are wailing and
screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys
from Phoenix and
finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling sausage and
drinking beer. The
devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject
misery, and you two seem
to be enjoying yourself.
The two Phoenicians reply, "Well, ya know, we've just got to
have a cookout when
the weather's this nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight.
Finally he comes up
with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they've
been in Phoenix all
their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat OFF in
hell. The next
morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, and
people are shivering so badly that they're unable to wail,
moan and gnash their
teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two
Phoenicians. He
finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens.
They're jumping up
and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The
devil is
dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now it's
freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with
you two? The
Phoenicians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you
know, if hell is
frozen over, that MUST mean the Cardinals have won the Super
Bowl
the devil stops in
to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens
and bomber hats,
warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks, "What
are you doing? Isn't
it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Phoenix, and
in the summer, it
gets real hot there. We're just a little bit chilly, you
know." The devil
decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
the heat. The next
morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed
in parkas, hats and mittens.
The devil asks them again, "Its awfully hot down here, can't
you guys feel that?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday,
we're from Phoenix
where it gets real hot in the summer. We're still just a
little bit chilly, you
know." This gets the devil a little steamed up and he
decides to fix the two
guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The
people are wailing and
screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys
from Phoenix and
finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling sausage and
drinking beer. The
devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject
misery, and you two seem
to be enjoying yourself.
The two Phoenicians reply, "Well, ya know, we've just got to
have a cookout when
the weather's this nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight.
Finally he comes up
with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they've
been in Phoenix all
their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat OFF in
hell. The next
morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, and
people are shivering so badly that they're unable to wail,
moan and gnash their
teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two
Phoenicians. He
finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens.
They're jumping up
and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The
devil is
dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now it's
freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with
you two? The
Phoenicians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you
know, if hell is
frozen over, that MUST mean the Cardinals have won the Super
Bowl
