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Feeling older?

Calif. Hunter

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Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.


Hermann's Hermits...........Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees................How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin.................Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Ringo Starr.................I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

Roberta Flack...............The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash.................I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon..................Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

Commodores..................Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye.................I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts

Procol Harem................A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer...................You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations.............Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba........................Denture Queen

Tony Orlando................Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy.................I am Woman, Hear me Snore

Willie Nelson...............On the Throne Again

Leslie Gore.................It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To
 
Oh I know that one!!!! It was a Garth Brooks song. The only way I hear those songs is IF I turn my radio from country to the OLDIES.LOL LOL LOL LOL
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Dang it man, those "oldies" just seem like yesterday...
Those were some pretty good songs back then, and the new ones would fit right in about now too...
That is pretty sad!!!!
I still LMAO!
 
im only 22 but some those songs good less coussing or no sex talk like today all out and pretty sad i enjoy some blues too :D
 
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