Excellent Local Reporting

[WV Hunter]

The following story was in a local newspaper. It has it all! :hump:

 

[fowladdict]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I love that the hubby declined to perform, but his buddy says ok until the "horrible vaginal odor"!!!

WV Hunter are you related to Moosie?? This post has Moosie written all over it!

 

[noharleyyet]

I call that excusable performance anxiety.

 

[Dinkshooter]

gross. I can just imagine what she looks like.

 

[fowladdict]

gross. I can just imagine what she looks like.

Post up the pics of her...you know Oak and Buschy wan to see her again.

 

[nidahunter]

What do you suppose she was brandishing that cost her $3000?

 

[Drake4]

What do you suppose she was brandishing that cost her $3000?

Did you miss the part about the odor??

 

[noharleyyet]

Jeff Foxworthy could mine that story for millions.

"....estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn".

 

[WV Hunter]

Here is the link to the story on the web.

http://www.jacksonnewspapers.com/news/x1272825004/Woman-demands-sexual-favors-from-husband-and-his-friend-at-knife-point

 

[elk_hunter]

Oh...nasty!!!

 

[mixedbag]

Thats funny.Nothing like having your full name in the paper over that,lol.Wonder if the cop had to have the windows down as he took her to jail
Guess the ex-husband already knew better thats why he declined.only in West Virginia

 

[WV Hunter]

.only in West Virginia

Normally I would say yes but the speculation is they are from Ohio. Ripley / Fairplain is actually a nice rural community.

 

[Slam]

Normally I would say yes but the speculation is they are from Ohio. Ripley / Fairplain is actually a nice rural community.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Just so happens I live in N.E. Ohio & and am familiar with the heathons and hilljacks on my southern border. Safe bet those 3 are all bred, born, reared & socialized in the lovely mountain state of West Virginia.

 

[WV Hunter]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Just so happens I live in N.E. Ohio & and am familiar with the heathons and hilljacks on my southern border. Safe bet those 3 are all bred, born, reared & socialized in the lovely mountain state of West Virginia.

You sir win two internet points for being right

Complete with picture and the blanks filled in.........

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

 

[Dinkshooter]

I knew she would be a beauty queen.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Submitted by labazro on Thu, 2010-11-04 12:41.I'm going to go take a shower and go to church. I will do my best to unremember everything I just read.
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Too late, MY EYES! MY EYES! Glade Plug in.............Thousands of uses! John

 

[genesis273]

Thank you, I was trying to eat my Dorito`s and now I can`t with this lump (I think it`s vomit) in my throat!

Out of the two options she gave them, I would take my throat being cut! Option "A" would never happen!

 

[nickdooley987]

a true friend could move past the odor? right?

 

[noharleyyet]

a true friend could move past the odor? right?

...a true friend would've grabbed the knife and cut your throat.:hump:

 

[belly-deep]

ya know the saying "any elk is a good elk"...






























I guess it only applies to elk...