Don't mess with mothers....
> > >
> > >
> > >My son came home from school one day,
> > >with a smirk upon his face.
> > >He decided he was smart enough,
> > >to put me in my place.
> > >Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
> > >that's taught by Mr. Wright?
> > >It's all about the laws today,
> > >The "Children's Bill of Rights."
> > >
> > >It says I need not clean my room,
> > >don't have to cut my hair.
> > >No one can tell me what to think,
> > >or speak, or what to wear.
> > >
> > >I have freedom from religion,
> > >and regardless what you say,
> > >I don't have to bow my head,
> > >and I sure don't have to pray.
> > >
> > >I can wear earrings if I want,
> > >and pierce my tongue &nose.
> > >I can read &watch just what I like,
> > >get tattoos from head to toe.
> > >
> > >And if you ever spank me,
> > >I'll charge you with a crime.
> > >I'll back up all my charges,
> > >with the marks on my behind.
> > >
> > >Don't you ever touch me,
> > >my body's only for my use,
> > >not for your hugs and kisses,
> > >that's just more child abuse.
> > >
> > >Don't preach about your morals,
> > >like your Mama did to you.
> > >That's nothing more than mind control,
> > >And it's illegal too!
> > >
> > >Mom, I have these children's rights,
> > >so you can't influence me,
> > >or I'll call Children's Services Division,
> > >better know as C.S.D.
> > >
> > >Of course my first instinct was
> > >to toss him out the door.
> > >But the chance to teach him a lesson
> > >made me think a little more.
> > >
> > >I mulled it over carefully,
> > >I couldn't let this go.
> > >A smile crept upon my face,
> > >he's messing with a pro.
> > >
> > >Next day I took him shopping
> > >at the local Goodwill Store.
> > >I told him, "Pick out all you want,
> > >there's shirts &pants galore.
> > >
> > >I've called and checked with C.S.D.
> > >who said they didn't care
> > >if I bought you K-Mart shoes
> > >instead of those Nike Airs.
> > >
> > >I've canceled that appointment
> > >to take your driver's test.
> > >The C.S.D. is unconcerned
> > >so I'll decide what's best.
> > >
> > >I said "No time to stop and eat,
> > >or pick up stuff to munch.
> > >And tomorrow you can start to learn
> > >to make your own sack lunch.
> > >
> > >Just save the raging appetite,
> > >and wait till dinner time.
> > >We're having liver and onions,
> > >a favorite dish of mine.
> > >
> > >He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
> > >to watch on my VCR?
> > >"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
> > >for new tires on my car.
> > >
> > >I also rented out your room,
> > >you'll take the couch instead.
> > >The C.S.D. requires
> > >just a roof over your head.
> > >
> > >Your clothing won't be trendy now,
> > >I'll choose what we eat.
> > >That allowance that you used to get,
> > >will buy me something neat.
> > >
> > >I'm selling off your jet ski,
> > >dirt-bike &roller blades.
> > >Check out the "Parents Bill of Rights,"
> > >It's in effect today!
> > >
> > >Hey hot shot, are you crying,
> > >why are you on your knees?
> > >Are you asking God to help you out,
> > >instead of C.S.D..?
> > >
> > >
> > >My son came home from school one day,
> > >with a smirk upon his face.
> > >He decided he was smart enough,
> > >to put me in my place.
> > >Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
> > >that's taught by Mr. Wright?
> > >It's all about the laws today,
> > >The "Children's Bill of Rights."
> > >
> > >It says I need not clean my room,
> > >don't have to cut my hair.
> > >No one can tell me what to think,
> > >or speak, or what to wear.
> > >
> > >I have freedom from religion,
> > >and regardless what you say,
> > >I don't have to bow my head,
> > >and I sure don't have to pray.
> > >
> > >I can wear earrings if I want,
> > >and pierce my tongue &nose.
> > >I can read &watch just what I like,
> > >get tattoos from head to toe.
> > >
> > >And if you ever spank me,
> > >I'll charge you with a crime.
> > >I'll back up all my charges,
> > >with the marks on my behind.
> > >
> > >Don't you ever touch me,
> > >my body's only for my use,
> > >not for your hugs and kisses,
> > >that's just more child abuse.
> > >
> > >Don't preach about your morals,
> > >like your Mama did to you.
> > >That's nothing more than mind control,
> > >And it's illegal too!
> > >
> > >Mom, I have these children's rights,
> > >so you can't influence me,
> > >or I'll call Children's Services Division,
> > >better know as C.S.D.
> > >
> > >Of course my first instinct was
> > >to toss him out the door.
> > >But the chance to teach him a lesson
> > >made me think a little more.
> > >
> > >I mulled it over carefully,
> > >I couldn't let this go.
> > >A smile crept upon my face,
> > >he's messing with a pro.
> > >
> > >Next day I took him shopping
> > >at the local Goodwill Store.
> > >I told him, "Pick out all you want,
> > >there's shirts &pants galore.
> > >
> > >I've called and checked with C.S.D.
> > >who said they didn't care
> > >if I bought you K-Mart shoes
> > >instead of those Nike Airs.
> > >
> > >I've canceled that appointment
> > >to take your driver's test.
> > >The C.S.D. is unconcerned
> > >so I'll decide what's best.
> > >
> > >I said "No time to stop and eat,
> > >or pick up stuff to munch.
> > >And tomorrow you can start to learn
> > >to make your own sack lunch.
> > >
> > >Just save the raging appetite,
> > >and wait till dinner time.
> > >We're having liver and onions,
> > >a favorite dish of mine.
> > >
> > >He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
> > >to watch on my VCR?
> > >"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
> > >for new tires on my car.
> > >
> > >I also rented out your room,
> > >you'll take the couch instead.
> > >The C.S.D. requires
> > >just a roof over your head.
> > >
> > >Your clothing won't be trendy now,
> > >I'll choose what we eat.
> > >That allowance that you used to get,
> > >will buy me something neat.
> > >
> > >I'm selling off your jet ski,
> > >dirt-bike &roller blades.
> > >Check out the "Parents Bill of Rights,"
> > >It's in effect today!
> > >
> > >Hey hot shot, are you crying,
> > >why are you on your knees?
> > >Are you asking God to help you out,
> > >instead of C.S.D..?
