dgibson's career goes "boink"

[dgibson]

Despite my tireless attempts at being mediocre, I somehow managed to accidentally convince The Carpet People (aka "Upper Management") that I was capable of greater things. I was informed of promotion yesterday. So, starting May 1 I assume the burdensome title of "Chief Engineer" at the TV station.

What worries me is that now I'm one of them. Will I bring fresh, wide-eyed idealism to the Carpet, or will I be subtroverted into a liberal media parrot? Will I forgo my bunny killing for bunny hugging? Most importantly, will there be cookies?

I guess now I get to find out just how much of a politician I am.

 

[Nut]

Congrats Darren. I know you will do just fine. Make sure you get milk with the cookies.

 

[Elkhunter]

Congrats on the promotion D.

 

[JoseCuervo]

Have you found out the schedule for the Lobotomy? They don't really hurt that bad...

 

[Ithaca 37]

Congratulations and good luck!

 

[The Viperess]

Congratulations

 

[pawclaws]

Congratulations!!
Don't forget your roots!

 

[T Bone]

Congratulations on excelling in mediocrity. You can bring the industry to higher level.

 

[FLIPPER]

"Moving on up"


Congrats

 

[ELKCHSR]

Way to go Darren, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart...
It will be hard to just stumble along and hide from reality now....
You could start your own reality TV show...
As the Moosie Turds.... OR
The Day's of our Moosies board...Or
Survivor Moosie SI section gone bad!!!


Congrats to you man....Make the most of it...

 

[MarlandS]

"Chief Engineer" wow, I thought you worked at a TV station not for the railroad?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[scottymack]

Congrats Darren

 

[dgibson]

I thought you worked at a TV station not for the railroad?!?!?!?!?!?

No, it's usually me who gets railroaded.

Thanks for the well-wishes, guys. If I'm lucky I'll bring a fresh perspective to a tired department; if not, well, there's always the garbage-collection business.

 

[kiwi hunta]

As Chaser said Darren,
"Congratulations from the Heart of my Bottom"

 

[MEATHEAD]

Congrats to ya Darren.

 

[smalls]

CORPORATE SCUM!

j/k, congrats

*EDIT- I just noticed that this is my 100th post. which means I am a mere 14,900 short of elkchsr and about 18,300 short of elk hunter.*

 

[ELKCHSR]

Keep at it, we will be waiting patiently for you to catch up...

 

[TurkeyEye]

Congrats Darren

 

[1_pointer]

WOW!!! Didn't know such a thing as Cheif Engineer existing in KY since Dave Crockett moved the settlers in!!! Congrats and good luck!!!

BTW, can you hook me up with one of the anchor ladies, their hot and I'll be in the area this weekend!!!!

 

[dgibson]

Er...that would be Daniel Boone.

And I didn't know we had Injun Chiefs around here anymore, either, until one showed up recently protesting a local mine expansion on behalf of the Cherokee Nation.

As for anchor wimmen, well, I think you know where one lives. Or lived. Or something like that. Me, I'll be neck deep in turkeys and shooting fast by this weekend.