AZHUNTERR
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Definitions of Bravery
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>Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
>assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
>still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
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>Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
>perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and
>having the balls to say, "You're next."
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>Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
>assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
>still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
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>Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
>perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and
>having the balls to say, "You're next."
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