Dear Abby

[MNHunter]

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed,
Clueless





Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don' t need him anymore.
You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.

 

[noharleyyet]

:d :d :d :d

 

[Big Fin]

That's a good one.


From the John Prine song titled "Dear Abby":

"Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I never thought.

That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught.

We were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze.

With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees.

Signed, Unmarried."


Whenever I hear that song, it makes me laugh and wonder if Bill was the subject of his song.