Dating advice. Older women?

[hank4elk]

I'm sure there are guide & cook openings.
They rotate like the wife/sister/neighbor/hubby/bro circle , yearly.

 

[hank4elk]

I think there is a thread on here somewhere about required acreage to be considered a ranch.
So, he could actually end up with a “rancher” who is sitting on 1.5 acres and has a Yellowstone gate at the bottom of the driveway.

These are pikers compared to any MT gals.

But they have been at it for 500 years... so there is that.

 

[Straight Arrow]

These are pikers compared to any MT gals.

Yep! Our daughter can stack hay, train and ride her fast barrel racing horses one day ,,, then do your taxes and dance the night away the next.

 

[seeth07]

I'd do questionable things for access to 25k acres...

Yup, like I was thinking maybe my wife would go for a divorce, allow me to be remarried to this broad for a decade and then we can get back together on our nice 25k acre paradise. Not sure exactly where in that plan she wouldn't go for it. Sounds like a steal of a deal to me except for the part of having to sleep with a 65yo...

 

[timberman56]

is her name Marie Leveau ?

 

[noharleyyet]

Well Billy, welcome.

But, there are several local rancher lady's(cowladies?) that fit that bill.
One just buried her 3rd in 14 years. Kinda hot in a blackwidow sort of way.
She still looks half my age.

I opened the door to the post office yesterday for her and the Thank Ya'll as I went out gave me chills.
She was still watching me get into the truck ... in the nice fitting jeans.
But that look.
Like I was a trophy bull...or a rag horn...or a piece of meat.

Rio just stared at me in disbelief. I had the long way home to splain the sitjigation to him.
Dogs.

Joe Pickett's mother in law...

 

[dranrab]

I'd do questionable things for access to 25k acres...

I'd encourage you to do them for a lot less. I do them just to have stories to tell.

 

[hank4elk]

is her name Marie Leveau ?

No.
Don't even want to goggle that name I think.

 

[BAKPAKR]

She has 3 ranches now. 25k ac. In the Gila.

Takers?

So she comes with a fist full of landowner tags - what specific Gila GMU?

 

[DouglasR]

She has 3 ranches now. 25k ac. In the Gila.

Takers?

 

[2rocky]

Just so everyone is clear...Hank has entered the discussion with his potential ladyfriend...

My comment was to the original Age Gap couple, but Hank's interests me.

Hank, Lemme know if you wanna double date so's I can Wingman ya.

 

[hank4elk]

Just so everyone is clear...Hank has entered the discussion with his potential ladyfriend...

My comment was to the original Age Gap couple, but Hank's interests me.

Hank, Lemme know if you wanna double date so's I can Wingman ya.

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I'm socially disengaged. Sorry.
I was just thinking I have not shaved and gone on a date in 8 years.
She left me 6 months later to go find herself.
How off putting was I when she was 56 and worldly?
Or how spot on was I?
Can't understand these youngsters anymore.

 

[hank4elk]

So she comes with a fist full of landowner tags - what specific Gila GMU?

3 that I can think of...

 

[Derek44]

Yeah.
Widowed & divorced a few times.
I bet if you buy a fully guided hunt , you too are in the running.
Only $10k.

Sign me up. I’m just looking for the honey holes

 

[Derek44]

Yup, like I was thinking maybe my wife would go for a divorce, allow me to be remarried to this broad for a decade and then we can get back together on our nice 25k acre paradise. Not sure exactly where in that plan she wouldn't go for it. Sounds like a steal of a deal to me except for the part of having to sleep with a 65yo...

Youngsters

 

[Derek44]

No.
Don't even want to goggle that name I think.

Oh Hank it’s great!!! Google and listen. Entertaining song

 

[hank4elk]

Oh Hank it’s great!!! Google and listen. Entertaining song

I think I'll listen to some Joni tonight and remember Leggs.
Troubadour hanger who was a friend of my bro's waitress GF there.
Total Joni twin but 6ft tall and a Hollywood regular.
28 and I was 15...and a movie plot weekend. For me.
I rode my bike back to Pasadena from Topanga that Sunday evening with a smile for sure.
Kept my head straight for 2 years in the Nam.
She crashed her porche in Malibu while I was in country.

 

[Southern Elk]

No.
Don't even want to goggle that name I think.

Here you go Hank. A great song that you’ve probably heard before.

 

[Tussock]

I am not certain, I believe she passed away. That seems to be the consensus here.

Sorry to hear.

 

[2rocky]

The biggest issue with hot older women is they usually have hot daughters.

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