Dating advice. Older women?

[Irrelevant]

I’m bringing a dependable vehicle, respectable home and more high end camping gear than a REI to tinder and

Dude, you need to move to a college town. There is no way you shouldn't be racking up 23-29 all day. Channel your inner McConaughey

"I keep gettin' older but they stay the same age."

 

[hank4elk]

My ex is 9 yrs older. Together for 24 yrs total.
She called to see how I am doing Sunday.
Great.
I am in the middle of nowhere NM.

 

[westbranch]

My ex is 9 yrs older. Together for 24 yrs total.
She called to see how I am doing Sunday.
Great.
I am in the middle of nowhere NM.

Are you saying not a lot of options on Tinder?

 

[hank4elk]

Are you saying not a lot of options on Tinder?

Exactly. None I would walk with.

 

[Gellar]

Dude, you need to move to a college town. There is no way you shouldn't be racking up 23-29 all day. Channel your inner McConaughey
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"I keep gettin' older but they stay the same age."

Channeling your Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson or maybe will Ferrell from wedding crashers would be good at Doug’s age as I’m sure many of his friends and acquaintances are getting hitched.

 

[JDH]

After almost 11 years of marriage and 13 years together she doesn’t take anything I say seriously. I typically get an eye roll, a laugh, or the occasional “are you stupid?”.

Just like @noharleyyet i married a much more mature woman who in 13 years has raised my mentality from a 12 yo boy to a 12 1/2 yo boy. Thankfully she’s taken pity on me and made it her life’s work to fashion me into a respectable acting adult. I’d say another 50-60 years she’ll get close.

Heck, mine doesn't even listen anymore.

 

[Whiskey Freak]

Sober enough not to fall in love, drunk enough to just send it!!!

That’s pretty much it.

 

[Islander]

I’m May be in the same boat soon @DouglasR . I saw Sophia Vergara is divorced now. I told my old lady if she doesn’t shape up I may ditch her for Sophia or Giselle.

That was met with a rude comment. She’s treading on thin ice!

Don't make Fin change your username from Stocker to Stalker.

 

[Stocker]

Don't make Fin change your username from Stocker to Stalker.

Already taken or I would be.

 

[2rocky]

I’m May be in the same boat soon @DouglasR . I saw Sophia Vergara is divorced now.

She and Fran Drescher both have the same fatal flaw. A voice that could wilt a concrete pillar.

 

[elkduds]

She and Fran Drescher both have the same fatal flaw. A voice that could wilt a concrete pillar.

Long as they don't talk w their mouth full.

 

[Boarmaster]

This thing will probably run its course quickly. But could be fun...maybe the youngster will learn a thing , or two.
Then reapply .

This is the most likely scenario.

 

[Moserkr]

Dating advice since shes in her 50’s and you are hanging out with a different crowd.

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[noharleyyet]

Reality for the majority of we dawgs....

 

[noharleyyet]

....final word

 

[Polaris_Doc]

Some of the best relationships I ever had were with older women. I always let them know where I was at with things and that I didn't want anything to be serious, so if she is cool with that depending on what you want I would say try it for a while. She might just want to have some fun for a while too, never know.

 

[Hunter4Life78]

Some of the best relationships I ever had were with older women. I always let them know where I was at with things and that I didn't want anything to be serious, so if she is cool with that depending on what you want I would say try it for a while. She might just want to have some fun for a while too, never know.

Finally a Doctor threw in. See Doug yer ok. . If only Polaris_Doc would've jumped in 19 pages ago.
Get a psychologist to jump in too and yer golden!!!

**please note this comment is made in jest and not meant to offend anyone.**

It's almost fall!!!

 

[Thehillbilly]

It’d be better if she was a rancher with thousands of acres.

 

[hank4elk]

It’d be better if she was a rancher with thousands of acres.

Well Billy, welcome.

But, there are several local rancher lady's(cowladies?) that fit that bill.
One just buried her 3rd in 14 years. Kinda hot in a blackwidow sort of way.
She still looks half my age.

I opened the door to the post office yesterday for her and the Thank Ya'll as I went out gave me chills.
She was still watching me get into the truck ... in the nice fitting jeans.
But that look.
Like I was a trophy bull...or a rag horn...or a piece of meat.

Rio just stared at me in disbelief. I had the long way home to splain the sitjigation to him.
Dogs.

 

[dranrab]

I found myself dating in my mid and late 40's. A pre-menopausal, ovulating 40-50 something will absolutely maul you like there's no tomorrow.

With that said, if you happen to go through menopause with one of them, there's a chance that life will suck.