Dad Joke thread

[B&CTom]

Super Bowl is tomorrow!

What type of shoes do the Centers wear? Hiking shoes!

 

[Bighorner]

What’s a pirates favorite letter?


It’s the Sea…….

You'd think it'd be the Sea, but it be Arrrr.

 

[kansasdad]

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing………..


except at a funeral !!

 

[kansasdad]

I went to the emergency room after accidentally swallowing some food coloring. The doctor reassured me that I was going to be alright….. but I think I dyed a little inside.

 

[kansasdad]

Real life story...
Reporter interviewing the Dali Lama tells him this joke:

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza joint, and asks the waiter, "came you make me one with everything?"
(The Dali Lama laughs)

5.9K views · 11K reactions | Dalai LMAO | Marvelous Clips

Dalai LMAO.

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[noharleyyet]