Dad Joke thread

[Redmt]

How do you eat an elephant?





One bite at a time!

 

[kansasdad]

 

[QuazyQuinton]

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They will if we switch to the metric system.

QQ

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Stocker]

 

[Nick87]

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Gonna guess Wisconsin...

 

[seeth07]

Gonna guess Wisconsin...

Probably correct. My local shop doubles as a c store and you can for sure get a donut while looking at a rifle purchase

 

[crock239]

What did the football player say to the bank teller?



I want my quarterback!

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Redmt]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[noharleyyet]

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

 

[noharleyyet]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1561037042976448512

 

[Carl 9.3x62]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1561037042976448512

Is that you noharley?

 

[kansasdad]

 

[Redmt]

 

[Redmt]

A young boy is fooling around one day and swallows a handful of beebies. He goes running to his mother "Mama Mama I swallowed some beebies!" His mama rushes him to the doctor and the doctor says " Don't worry about it they'll pass right through." The next day the kid does it again and goes running to his mother "Mama I swallowed some more beebies!" She says "The doctor already told you don't worry about it they'll pass right through." The kid says "Yeah Mama but I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[ETH]

I think we are running the well dry on Covid Humor, and hunting memes. This well never runs dry....

Good stuff bruv. good stuff.