Crapping on toilet seats.....

[Moosie]

WTF Folks... our office sucks. So we have like 12 employee's here, 2 restrooms. Should be a girls and boys room. One engineer used the ladies room a few mins ago because the mens was taken an saw Crap all over the underneath the rim seat. Let's jsut say a memo went out.....again.

There is Always Pee on the floor, on the rim of the toilet and most of the time Crap splattered on the underneeth of the "lid". G-sus, we've had Office meetings and jsut 2 days ago on Monday had a 1 page memo on keeping the office clean, told the guys if they can't pee in the hole to wipe up, and check even if they think they can hit the hold.

Who has Diarea every day ? Is this jsut our office or is this common. Hell, it's not a public crapper. I feel our restrooms would be a strong candidate for Ratemypoo.com ...... I have very few fetish's but I like a Clean toilet.

Please tell me your thoughts and what the toilets look like were you work.

Chit "IN" the toilet folks... "IN" the toilet !!! |oo |oo

 

[Canoe]

Ship shape over here at mission control Oscar.

Maybe you guys should look into hiring a janitor. A lot of companies are on the hygeine bandwagon these days, maybe you could talk your boss into trying it out for a while.

 

[Moosie]

Dude.. you pee in yards at poker parties, I'll have o take your "CLEAN" with a grain of salt

How often are the Crappers cleaned at "state" ?

 

[Canoe]

Pretty much every day dude. We got a guy that just cleans and cleans, all the time smiling.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

OK, Here's what your gonna have to do. 1. Surgically clean crapper. 2. Draft a form that the crapee has to sign and have a witness sign it also. 3. Issue each person their own toliet paper and spray. 4. If a crapee lays a log on the floor, the crapee must clean the crapper after work hours with their tooth brush. 5. If the pressure in the hose is low, don't stand, sit and pee on your hand like a little girl! That should rid you of the crappy crappers. John

 

[Nemont]

Fireside (A Place for Friends)

Moosie,
I think this comes under the category of too much information. I would tell you that in the military we had to clean both the men's and women's restrooms and the women's were always far nastier then the men's.

Nemont

 

[Moosie]

Just for the Womens Behalf.... here was the Email that was Sent out :

The girls bathroom this morning had shit splashed up on the toilet seat (the underneath). Both girls are gone, so they didn't shit on the seat, so that means someone else shit on the seat.

WTF?

Nemont, if friends can't talk about bowl movements... who will talk about it ? too much info ? I think more things should get talked about, especially hygene.

 

[Hangar18]

Go around the office and poll everyone about last nights dinner. Summarize in a second office memo and circulate.

 

[Nemont]

Moosie,
To each his own. I personally have yet to have a bowl movement . I have no problem talking about Hygene but I generally don't post a topic regarding it. Good luck finding the guilty party.

Nemont

 

[BigHornRam]

If the shit is on the underneath of the seat, who cares? You don't sit on that side anyway. What kind of anal prick would look there anyway? The kind that puts toilet paper down before they sit down on a public crapper? What a bunch of whiners.

 

[Quiet_One]

Well that nasty ,but alot places always need janitor for that reason. Anyway wher ei use work was always clean, but some other places that are big time challenge like when they wanna beat another store was bad, hope cleaned by now

 

[Whiskers]

I don't even pee in the bathrooms at our place. They are horrible, and we have full time janitors. These morons wipe, and throw the used paper on the floor. They never flush, always make sure I am not going to have to use the facilities while I am there. Thats the employee facilities, imagine the public ones...sickening.

 

[huntinfool]

Well Moosie you could always send a memo around that tells all about those nasty little bugs that go along with a nasty bathroom, maybe even post a few pictures with it to so just how nasty those bugs are.

 

[Moosie]

Bighorn Ram.. those of us that can pee sanding up do lift up the seat.

I forgot some of you guys with 2 year old size PEEPEE's don't stand, but sit

 

[BigHornRam]

Moosie,

My bad. I forgot, they don't have urinals in the ladies room. The guy was probably a little hot when he lifted the seat to pee and got a handfull of poo.

 

[Moosie]

You know, there is no Urinal in our restroom either. Although it would be much better !!! It's jsut a standard office buisness building, not a Fast food joint. I have to lift the seat all the time too, and to look at Splattered poo on the bottom of the seat while trying to aim at the toi-toi..... that jsut gross's me out. Ohh I guy my own animals but .........

Maybe it's a weird fetish I have but I like clean things........ even in the bathroom

 

[Quick Draw]

Poo is gross anyways, but having leftovers is even worse than the poo itself. Moosie I would hire a janitor to clean the bathrooms every few hours like they do at the malls and other places like that.
Quick Draw

 

[Canoe]

Well Oscar, looks like we are all in agreement. Get a janitor.

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

I would Pee at home

OK I have worked in Offices where 50 PPL shared bathrooms and I have also worked in offices where we shared a bathroom with a whole Floor ( a couple businesses on the floor) and NEVER experienced that. I worked in MANY offices doing temp work and all I gots to say :BLEEP:

MOOSIE you work with SICK MOFO's |oo

NO that is not NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BigHornRam]

"Maybe it's a weird fetish I have but I like clean things........ even in the bathroom"

Moosie, you and Michael Jackson . All I can think about is Micky whining about feces on the wall in that bathroom he was put in. Poor guy.