Nameless Range
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I am assuming you and your cardiologist are on a first name basis?
I want to write a smarmy response to this, but genuinely do not want to tempt the universe into making a jinx out of me. I can see the headline now: "Man Posts About Dipping Funyuns In Butter On a Hunting Forum. Dies of Heart Attack One Week Later."
I wouldn't call it controversial, but I believe adding canned meat that is often a product of a different continent to any sort of quick noodle dish makes it better.
Corned Beef Hash in macaroni and cheese.

Vienna Sausages in Ramen

Beanie Weenies in Ramen

I also believe that cutting something into the shape of a heart makes it healthier
