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BUTTERCUPS . . .
Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow
managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a
patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his
ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden . . .POOF! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how
long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for
that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn
the rest of your life; better still; you won't have
any butter for your toast for the rest of your
life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any
butter for anything the rest of your life!"
THEN POOF!....she was gone.
After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered
for his friend, Fred.
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the
*****willows."
Harry yells back......"DON'T SWING FRED!!!"
"For God sake, DON'T SWING!!"
Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow
managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a
patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his
ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden . . .POOF! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how
long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for
that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn
the rest of your life; better still; you won't have
any butter for your toast for the rest of your
life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any
butter for anything the rest of your life!"
THEN POOF!....she was gone.
After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered
for his friend, Fred.
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the
*****willows."
Harry yells back......"DON'T SWING FRED!!!"
"For God sake, DON'T SWING!!"
