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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best
surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident,
I reattached them, and 8 months late he performed a private concert
for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago,
a cowboy rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an
hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a
cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States
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surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best
surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident,
I reattached them, and 8 months late he performed a private concert
for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago,
a cowboy rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an
hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a
cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States
Cut & pasted from MM
