AZHUNTERR
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Subject: FW: Bridge to Hawaii
Date: Sun, 16 Mar 2003 23:06:28 -0800
>A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
sudden, he cried out load, Lord, grant me one wish.Suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, Because you have TRIED
to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. What is it? The
man thought for a moment and replied, Please build me a bridge to Hawaii, so
I can drive there anytime I want. The Lord said, Your request is very
materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking. The support required to reach the bottom of the Pacific. The
concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
another wish you think I would honor and glorify.The man thought about it
for a long time. Finally he said, I wish that I could understand women. I
want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking about when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say
nothing and how I can make a woman truly happy.The Lord replied, You want
two lanes or four on that bridge!!
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Date: Sun, 16 Mar 2003 23:06:28 -0800
>A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
sudden, he cried out load, Lord, grant me one wish.Suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, Because you have TRIED
to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. What is it? The
man thought for a moment and replied, Please build me a bridge to Hawaii, so
I can drive there anytime I want. The Lord said, Your request is very
materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking. The support required to reach the bottom of the Pacific. The
concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
another wish you think I would honor and glorify.The man thought about it
for a long time. Finally he said, I wish that I could understand women. I
want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking about when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say
nothing and how I can make a woman truly happy.The Lord replied, You want
two lanes or four on that bridge!!
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