Boudreaux And Clarence

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Boudreaux live ‘cross de bayou from Clarence who he don’ lak at all.
Dey all de time yell ‘cross de bayou at each udder.
Boudreaux yell to Clarence, "If I had a way to cross dis bayou I'd
come over dere an beat you up real good, yeah!"

Dis went on for years. Finally de state done built a bridge across dat bayou right by dere houses and Boudreaux's wife Marie she say "Now is you chance, Boudreaux. Why don’ you go over dere an beat up Clarence like you say, huh?”
Boudreaux say "ok" and start across de bridge but he see a sign on de bridge
An’ he stop to read it and den he go back home.

Marie say, "Why you back so soon, huh?" Boudreaux say "I dun change my
mind ‘bout beaten up Clarence. You know,Marie, dey got a sign on dat bridge what say Clarence 13ft 6 in. You know, he don look near dat big when I yell at him from cross de bayou!"
 
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