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There is this guy who has no ears and also happens to be the president of a large company. He’s nearing retirement so he starts interviewing replacements, but he wants to find someone different. There are three applicants and he starts each interview with the same question, “What’s the first thing you notice about me?”
The first guy answers, “Well, you have no ears.”
The president continues the interview normally. The second guy answers, “Well, you don’t have any ears.”
So the president continues the interview. The third guy answers, “You wear contacts don’t you?”
The president is surprised by this and asks, “Yes, how did you know that?”
The man replies, “Well, how in the hell are you going to wear glasses without any ears?”
The first guy answers, “Well, you have no ears.”
The president continues the interview normally. The second guy answers, “Well, you don’t have any ears.”
So the president continues the interview. The third guy answers, “You wear contacts don’t you?”
The president is surprised by this and asks, “Yes, how did you know that?”
The man replies, “Well, how in the hell are you going to wear glasses without any ears?”
