Because someone probably needs laugh.

[geetar]

So in all my busyness of processing my deer, the Thanksgiving holiday, having a birthday party for my daughters, and getting a new puppy I forgot about this happening but last night as I was putting away some of my hunting gear and came across my Primos “ Doe in Estrus “ bleat can. I remembered then how I about had a heart attack on Thanksgiving morning. I had gone in about 3/4 of a mile into national forest and shot one of 5 whitetail does that I saw that morning and quartered it up and put it in my backpack. I know these bleat cans require something such as a thumb to cover the hole in the bottom to produce the sound but somehow stuffed in the side pocket of my pack that thing went off with a good ol bawling bleat just as I threw it on my back and stood up with my load of meat to head out. All alone in the woods with a deer whose blood I now had all over over my hands I about flipped out when I heard what sounded like a live deer coming from inside my pack. For a split second I had about the same reaction I would if all the jokes about mooing steaks and Chinese food meowing when you poke it were true.

 

[Nick87]

So in all my busyness of processing my deer, the Thanksgiving holiday, having a birthday party for my daughters, and getting a new puppy I forgot about this happening but last night as I was putting away some of my hunting gear and came across my Primos “ Doe in Estrus “ bleat can. I remembered then how I about had a heart attack on Thanksgiving morning. I had gone in about 3/4 of a mile into national forest and shot one of 5 whitetail does that I saw that morning and quartered it up and put it in my backpack. I know these bleat cans require something such as a thumb to cover the hole in the bottom to produce the sound but somehow stuffed in the side pocket of my pack that thing went off with a good ol bawling bleat just as I threw it on my back and stood up with my load of meat to head out. All alone in the woods with a deer whose blood I now had all over over my hands I about flipped out when I heard what sounded like a live deer coming from inside my pack. For a split second I had about the same reaction I would if all the jokes about mooing steaks and Chinese food meowing when you poke it were true.

In high school those were the new hot thing, I had a buck come into about 50 yards while bowhunting I tried to give him the ol' can bleat but I had buck fever so bad I was shaking uncontrollably and the bleat sounded like a goat in distress. As you can imagine I did not kill him, however I did kill him exactly one week later. Never touched one of those damn things again after that .
Actually he's sitting above me as I type this. Forgive the wife's Xmas obsession.

 

[Bulldog0156]

Thanks, I laughed

 

[Trailsend]

That’s funny

 

[targetpanic]

LMFAO!!

 

[Irrelevant]

I laughed. That's a good one