npaden
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LOL. We have a guy at work that has the uncanny ability to sell a stock just before it takes off. He usually doesn't lose money on them, but it is almost a guarantee that if he decides to sell the stock is going up sometime soon.So there's this "game" you play at corporate retreats where everyone has to list their superpower... I used to struggle to come up with anything I was really all that good at, but thankfully Robinhood as revealed that my true superhuman power is to buy stocks just before they crash. It's uncanny, they can be big names or small companies just starting off, the result is always the same.
It's almost like stocks are nuclear weapons from North Korea and I'm the best missile defense system ever, I shoot'em all down, one-by-one, doesn't matter how many come at me.
We all make him tell us whenever he sells something....