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A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you can’t handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You’re all washed up and I’m taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I’ll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I’ll give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the
young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dangit... third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story... Don’t mess with us old folks....age and treachery will ALWAYS overcome youth and skill!
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you can’t handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You’re all washed up and I’m taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I’ll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I’ll give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the
young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dangit... third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story... Don’t mess with us old folks....age and treachery will ALWAYS overcome youth and skill!
, i mean some cats i know well one has been fixed but still gone after the boy indeed no girl still i htink it might be gay some do it for no reason
