A little humour for your day

[BigHornRam]

Totally got a new joke to tell at the Bar. Thanks! Most revolve around the FIBS but this one is good!

That's an oldie. Here's a good fib song from back in my college days, to share with the bar buddies too.

 

[Nick87]

FIBS

Let's hear some...

 

[BigHornRam]

This guy's going to be a hoot!

 

[seeth07]

That's an oldie. Here's a good fib song from back in my college days, to share with the bar buddies too.

how have I never seen this! Pure gold

 

[seeth07]

This guy's going to be a hoot!

Dang, he destroyed that reporter. I'd vote for him just based on that video clip

 

[seeth07]

Let's hear some...

Old couple from Illinois are driving up 39 on their way to their cabin when they get pulled over.

The old man explains frustrated to his wife "We're getting pulled over"

She is hard on hearing and replies "huh?" to which the man repeats himself and says it again louder.

The officer pulls up and asks for his license and the wife again goes "huh?" to which the old man yells loudly "he wants to see my license".

The officer says "I see you are from Illinois, I dated a girl from down that way once - worse pus*y I've ever had".

The old lady again says "huh?"

Old man yells to her "I think this officer knows you"

 

[Nick87]

 

[seeth07]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/6955560670083435782

 

[Nick87]

I should've remembered I was asking an engineer for humor.

 

[BigHornRam]

Dang, he destroyed that reporter. I'd vote for him just based on that video clip

Don't vote for him. You might get in a little trouble if you do.

 

[BigHornRam]

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I must be European then.......

 

[Nick87]

I must be European then.......

Nobody said you have to give her the ring....

 

[BigHornRam]

Nobody said you have to give her the ring....

I don't want a fin ring, just a shotgun.

 

[BigHornRam]

An American guy is in England and gets on a train. All the seats are taken , and he comes upon a lady with her dog in the seat next to her.

American says "excuse me ma'am. There are no seats available. Can you move your dog so I can sit down?

The lady says "Priscilla was here first, and it is here she shall remain."

So the American goes down the aisle and back, still not finding an open seat. When he comes back again to the lady with the dog, he politely asks, "excuse me ma'am. There are no seats available. Can you move your dog so I can sit down?

The lady responds "Priscilla was here first, and it is here she shall remain."

So the American picks up the dog, throws it out the window, and sits down.

An English guy a couple seats down, looks up from his newspaper and says "You must be American"

The American guy says "yes I am."

English guy says " I could tell. You Americans do everything wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, your cars have the steering wheel on the wrong side, and you just threw the wrong bitch out the window!"

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[VikingsGuy]

 

[Tradewind]

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Today's winner

 

[kansasdad]

Blizzard Blair freezing rain and blizzard conditions…..

 

[Keep on]

 

[seeth07]