CRJR45
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A little humour for your day
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After what I did to her that night, I’m not surprised.
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Bad day fishing beats a good day at work. Three weeks dropping duces might hold a parallel...So if I spend 30 minutes of my workday pooping…
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Ninety bucks for a bag of toilet paper? Nothing could be THAT soft and absorbent!
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A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star."
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to
change your name.
I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old. I will not disrespect my
grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years.. you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with
a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be
able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter
and a check for $50,000.
The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $ 50,000? He reads the letter enclosed:
"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told
me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused.
You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your
office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too
much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it
without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for
your advice. Sincerely, Dick van Dyke.
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to
change your name.
I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old. I will not disrespect my
grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years.. you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with
a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be
able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter
and a check for $50,000.
The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $ 50,000? He reads the letter enclosed:
"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told
me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused.
You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your
office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too
much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it
without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for
your advice. Sincerely, Dick van Dyke.
noharleyyet
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Death by pole dancing. What a way to go! @JohnCushman would be proud. Looks midget size.
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