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Megan Rapinoe Gets New Job With Galactic Empire Training Stormtroopers To Shoot

CORUSCANT — Controversial former U.S. women's soccer player Megan Rapinoe was not unemployed for long, as the Galactic Empire reportedly recruited the recently retired athlete to train its stormtroopers to shoot.

babylonbee.com

"At publishing time, Rapinoe was already in hot water with imperial leadership as she demanded to be paid as much as Darth Vader."

 

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"At publishing time, Rapinoe was already in hot water with imperial leadership as she demanded to be paid as much as Darth Vader."

Trending worth a dry chuckle . . .

 

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Proof reader fail . . .

 

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Proof reader fail . . .

puts the literal in literacy

 

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puts the literal in literacy

Literally...

 

[Tradewind]

Literally...

I miss the 'bob-head' emoji

 

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I miss the 'bob-head' emoji

You just don't like to type...

 

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Crowd control...
https://packaged-media.redd.it/7x3v...=554bfd6e4fdf2adccd1ecb1c57c2014da2e23893#t=0

 

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If there was a massage parlor...

 

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I think this would be more appropriate in the Dad Joke Thread.

 

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Will-ette Farrell?

 

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