A little humour for your day

Sytes said:
If you listen to country.
Rock it's D, B, L.....three chords for a thousand people
Jazz it's?....a thousand chords for three people
Rap... It's one chord for every W.A.P.

@noharleyyet , you missed your calling as a professor of few words who require immense google-atious studying merely to understand WTF you shared...
 
How to get to Heaven from Ireland.

A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?' 'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'NO!'

'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?' Again, they all answered 'NO!'

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.

It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it.
 
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