A little humour for your day

A year after being in the Nam skipper saw me and said the beard and hair have to go, they buzzed me clean. The skipper then told me to never get a buzz cut, you have the ugliest skull.
I did it once more a few years later and my mom saw my skull, now covered in scars and lumps. She said never do that again.
Had longish hair ever since.
 
View attachment 180050My daughter in law would kill me posting this, but that reminded me of this. My son n I were fishing w my grandson, turned around n the little s**t was getting the empties n trying to suck the last little bit out!!!!
Haha. At Christmas at my brother's house one year my grandmother asked my brother if she should put some soda and stuff in the fridge in the garage and my niece about 3 at the time out her hands on her hips and stone faced said GG that's the beer fridge.
 
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