A little humour for your day

[Hunter4Life78]

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Need the Dukes of Hazzard theme playing

 

[longbow51]

 

[noharleyyet]

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White dog/Black dog metaphor....it's real, they live on my shoulders

 

[elkduds]

White dog/Black dog metaphor....it's real, they live on my shoulders

Named Sam?

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[ignorethefringes]

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Stuff like this makes me unreasonably angry lol

 

[antelopedundee]

"I Think You're the Father of One of My Kids"

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at
him. She says, 'Hello.'

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he asks, 'Do you know me?'

She replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that
I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped
my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

 

[antelopedundee]

It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub
It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house
The difference is staggering!

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I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it also tells me why I wanted to go there.

 

[Addicting]

 

[Bigjay73]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xxlvho

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Bigjay73]

The current housing market:

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[VikingsGuy]

 

[VikingsGuy]