A Good Nun

[Calif. Hunter]

: A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
staring.
:
: He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
you."
: She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
: and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."
:
: "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
:
: She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
:
: The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
:
: "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
:
: The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
:
: "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
:
: "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
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: The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."