6th Grade Science Class

[Quick Draw]

A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered
until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they
will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!" She then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open,
and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy." Then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: First, you have a dirty mind. Second, you didn't read your homework.
And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed!!"
Quick draw

 

[Washington Hunter]

Hey...that was a trick question. LOL

 

[wilecoyote76]

HA HA!! I thought poor old Billy would be the one who got it wrong. See, not all little boys are filthy perverted individuals!!

Wilecoyote76

 

[Quick Draw]

Just goes to prove that some little girls can be sick minded as well. We're not all made of sugar and spice and all things nice...HA HA HA HA
Quick Draw

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

This time, Billy knew the answer. He also knew that "Mary" was full of stuff and nonsense! Just who do you think put Mary up to saying that in the first place? (Now you know what the whispering in the back of the room was about)

BTW...RogueWarrior1957 = Bill (another one of them)

 

[Elkhunter]

LOL Wonder how Little Johnny would have answered it.

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

Elkhunter...I have a doozie of an answer to what little Johnny would have said. But this is the wrong forum for that one! Maybe one of these days I'll get time to get permission for the other joke room.