2am police stop.

[Sytes]

Thought this one was worth passing on here

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked
where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to lengthy lecture about alcohol abuse
and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying
out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this
time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

 

[5Speedjim]

Cougar

If an older woman is attracted to a younger man she is called a cougar. What is a older man who is attracted to a younger man called ? Nittany lion

 

[highmountian]

All the Nittany Lion should be hung by there NUTS!!!!