Left Behind
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There was this $20 bill and a $1 bill on the conveyor
belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building. As they were
laying there side by side the $1 bill said to the $20 bill, "Hey man, where have you been? I haven't seen you in a long time?"
The $20 dollar bill replied, "Man, I have been having a ball!! I been
traveling to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the
biggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall
downtown, the mall across town, and even a mall that I just newly built.
In fact, just this week I've been to Europe, a professional NBA game,
Rodeo Drive, the All Day Retreat spa, the top-notch hair salon, and the
new casino!! I have done it all!!!"
After describing his great travels, the $20 bill asked the $1 bill,
"What about you? Where have you been?''
The $1 bill replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the
Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian church, the
Church of God in Christ, the Catholic church, the Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day Saints , the A. M. E. church, the Disciple of
Christ church, the..."
"WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A M I N U T E !!'', shouted
the $20 bill to the $1 bill.
"What's a church?!?!"
belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building. As they were
laying there side by side the $1 bill said to the $20 bill, "Hey man, where have you been? I haven't seen you in a long time?"
The $20 dollar bill replied, "Man, I have been having a ball!! I been
traveling to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the
biggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall
downtown, the mall across town, and even a mall that I just newly built.
In fact, just this week I've been to Europe, a professional NBA game,
Rodeo Drive, the All Day Retreat spa, the top-notch hair salon, and the
new casino!! I have done it all!!!"
After describing his great travels, the $20 bill asked the $1 bill,
"What about you? Where have you been?''
The $1 bill replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the
Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian church, the
Church of God in Christ, the Catholic church, the Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day Saints , the A. M. E. church, the Disciple of
Christ church, the..."
"WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A M I N U T E !!'', shouted
the $20 bill to the $1 bill.
"What's a church?!?!"
