You can't say those things at work. Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any one know where I can get a new job. I might have just lost mine...... Last night my team leader kept following me around asking questions and finally I truned and said # 14.. What am I? Fly papper for a dumb a$$. That...
YeeeHawww. Thank Goodness for Precious men.
That was a good one...... ;)
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 01-16-2002 08:56: Message edited by: countrygal ]</font>
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess's lap and said,
"Elegant Lady...
Here in Oklahoma we hunt and eat rabbit, squirrel, quail, dove, deer, turkey, duck and goose. Oh yeah, use to eat raccoon but not anymore.
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 12-30-2001 21:20: Message edited by: countrygal ]</font>
I guess that leaves boyfriend out. I have a male friend who said he would take me Bear hunting. Now I am wondering what kind of bear he ment......Just wait till I talk to him again...... :rolleyes: :eek: :mad:
Improving Your Sex Drive
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says Mrs.. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into...
Bear? I didn't see a bear. Wait I need to look at that picture again.
Oh yeah now I see it. Yes that is a mighty fine bear you got there Bill. I am proud for you. ;) ;)