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The perks of being over 40....
You can live with out sex. Oh No........- countrygal
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You are what you eat.
You Are What You Eat A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Everyday they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches everyday! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he...- countrygal
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New Beer Warning Labels
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: 1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. 2...- countrygal
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The interview...
Will you people quit confussing me!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: :confused:- countrygal
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9 types of women....
I bet you can't guess which one of those describes me.......... ;) :D- countrygal
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Headlamps
Frog gigging is what us southern people do when we get hungry for frog legs. Bull frogs not toad frogs. Really people don't gig frogs any more. They use other methods to get them. Like using fishing lures such as rubber worms or a 22 rifle. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;)- countrygal
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Headlamps
You poor negelected man. I still have the one my Dad gave me plus two new ones. You orta see the old one. It straps to the head or cap and has a wire that goes down to a battery that straps to your belt. It isnt used any more but it is cool. I tell the kids how I used to go frog gigging with...- countrygal
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Please Explain
Huh? What lights. Don't look into the light. :eek: :eek: :eek:- countrygal
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Joke.....
Very funny Elkhunter. Ask your wife I bet she knows what it means... P.S. That was a good one. hehe. Good joke I mean. :D ;)- countrygal
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Please Explain
Sorry Elkhunter I wasn't kidding and I didn't think it was that funny either but I am glad you enjoyed it. :cool: :D ;)- countrygal
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Please Explain
Oh my goodness. That is plum stupid. Yeah guys you thought that was funny. Thanks Whiskers for explaining it to me.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:- countrygal
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Prairie Dog shooting
They can't be shot at around here and we have had a case of the plague some years back because of them. It doesn't make sence. But when I was a little girl me and my brother use to take 22's and sneak up real close to them and pick them off just to see another one come out of its hole and grab...- countrygal
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Please Explain
I mean it. I just don't get it.... Why is that so funny???? I guess I am dumb.- countrygal
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Please Explain
I may be a blonde but I am not dumb. At least I don't think so but I don't get this joke. Would someone please expain it to me...... A farmer dies and his two daughters are his only heirs. One is a brunnette and the other is a blonde. After paying all the expenses, they have $600.00 left. In...- countrygal
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Ten Husbands and still a Virgin
10 Husbands and Still A Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1...- countrygal
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