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    Does he live here? XXXXX

    eeeeeewwwwwwwww...... :eek: :rolleyes: :eek:
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    Namecalling.

    Well I have seen certain words that I always wonder if they might have been referring to me, such has ho....hoe....hole.....but then again maybe not after all, nobody know me personally so they can't point fingers..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek:
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    Huh ?

    Huh? :D ;)
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    Where's the asprin?.......

    Gunnut you a night owl too? Great jokes. Keep them comming.
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    The Bill of No Rights.........

    Okay......... ;) :D
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    Aspirin-Bourbon treatment........

    PHILADELPHIA—In a medical breakthrough that should come as welcome news for millions of at-risk Americans, University of Pennsylvania cardiologists announced Tuesday that taking one aspirin tablet and a fifth of bourbon daily can "significantly reduce" an individual's awareness of heart attacks...
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    PETA saves rabbit.........

    NORFOLK, VA—In what has been dubbed the most "devastating and brutal siege in the history of animal-rights activism," an elite, paramilitary squad of commandos from People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) attacked and killed 49 employees at Couture Cosmetics' Norfolk, VA, research...
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    Bumper Stickers

    :cool: :D ;)
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    This ones for you CG!

    That was a nice poem Gunnut but I thought you were a man..... :eek: :rolleyes:
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    Bumper Stickers

    Horn broken. Watch for finger. Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. All generalizations are false. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. I brake for no apparent reason. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Forget...
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    Don't lie to me........

    A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around eight PM. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the...
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    Are you normal?......

    Oh My. I am a strange one. I thought of broccoli, with cheese sauce. :rolleyes: :eek:
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    A love story?......

    I know the feeling. sniff, sniff. :( :rolleyes: ;)
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    Why did the chicken cross the road? Here are all the answers you could ever want.....

    You forgot this one. IRENE HICKMAN: To show the opossums and the skunks how its done. :eek: :rolleyes:
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    Top 40 one liners.....

    I can't believe I shaved my legs for this. Oh well they were good and most of them are in my head.hehe Keep up the good work gunnut. ;) :D
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    How to impress friends.

    The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20...
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    Black Boxes.....

    Over the last five years the N.T.S.B. has been covertly funding a project with U.S. Auto makers whereby the auto makers have been installing "black boxes" in all four wheel drive pick up trucks they have manufactured. This was to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15...
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    This one's baaaaaad.....

    eeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! :eek: :rolleyes: :eek:
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    Mens Tools....

    Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one's enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage you did while trying to change out a light...
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    Scottish Chilli Taster....(this one had me LMAO)

    That was great. I laughed till tears rolled down my cheeks and I laughed so loud that I woke up one of the kids and he wanted to know who had made me cry.....So I let him read it and now he is crying too.... :D :D :D
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