You should pick up some of Ted Nugent's zebra striped hot pink Gold Tips. You won't lose those puppies and they're endorsed by the whackmaster himself so you know they're good.
I've read some dumb chit on this forum but I give you kudos for this one elkmagnito. Do you also have the opinion that Mormon church building steeples are actually powerful intergalactic satellites that communicate with extraterrestrials? Everyone, call your Congressman and tell them about this...
How do you get this out of your head? This kind of thought put into your training will take you to levels of fitness you've never dreamed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5sk7rGxExE