"If you rednecks could find a Republican candidate with credentials like Dean's you'd be ecstatic"
What a dumb $*)Q!#@$ comment. I guess the definition of redneck is hard working, red blooded, freedom loving American?? One thing is for sure I would rather be a redneck than a yuppie democrat.
As far as Dean goes. He talks a good one so does everyone else. Using the Iraq war against Bush is a cheap shot, and I lost any respect I had for him after reading that. Everyone knows the liberal bunch of pussy democrats would have rather discussed the situation with saddam over a latte. Unfortunately that would be completely ineffective just like everything else they do.
YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT IF...
* You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
* You feel Fidelity means not cheating on your mistress.
* You think that pornography corrupts women, but find nothing wrong with a 50 year old president seducing a 21 year old intern.
* You cry every May 4th over the four people killed at Kent State, but have never been to the Vietnam Memorial.
* Along the same lines, "Four Dead in OHIO" by Neil Young gives you goosebumps, but "19" by Paul Hardcastle means nothing to you.
* You say shows like "Leave It to Beaver" are out of touch with America today, while you flip to your soap opera.
* You know of the stockpile of biological weapons in Iraq, but think that the US is wrong for not signing the land mines treaty.
* You want to know why we don't offer schooling in prisons (hey, isn't that what public schools are for).
* You think those stupid ribbons actually accomplish something.
* You tout the NAACP, but criticize anyone referring to a black man as a "colored person."
* You think a mother has a right to kill an innocent 5 month fetus because her pregnancy would interfere with her career, but feel we shouldn't put to death the man who raped and murdered 14 women.
* You feel that banning smoking in public indoor places limits your constitutional rights.
* You feel that being convicted of treason is an infringement on your first amendment rights.
* You honestly feel that alcoholics deserve social security disability benefits.
* You outwardly said "I would have voted for Elizabeth Dole" knowing darn well you wouldn't have because she is a Republican.
* You think it is ok for a President to commit perjury on his sex life, but criticize Dan Quayle for spelling potato/potatoe wrong.
* You stood on a soapbox demanding that Anita Hill be heard, but want Paula Jones' accusations to be swept under the rug.
* You sang along to "Give Peace a Chance" during the Gulf War.
* You've filed for unemployment within two weeks of getting out of high school.
* You went to Woodstock II and felt that it was a significant historical event, changing the way our country thinks.
* You own something that says, "Dukakis for President," and still display it.
* You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..."
* You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
* You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."
* You've ever argued that with just one more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs.
* You think Lennon was a brilliant social commentator.
* You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.
* You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.
* After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."
What a dumb $*)Q!#@$ comment. I guess the definition of redneck is hard working, red blooded, freedom loving American?? One thing is for sure I would rather be a redneck than a yuppie democrat.
As far as Dean goes. He talks a good one so does everyone else. Using the Iraq war against Bush is a cheap shot, and I lost any respect I had for him after reading that. Everyone knows the liberal bunch of pussy democrats would have rather discussed the situation with saddam over a latte. Unfortunately that would be completely ineffective just like everything else they do.
YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT IF...
* You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
* You feel Fidelity means not cheating on your mistress.
* You think that pornography corrupts women, but find nothing wrong with a 50 year old president seducing a 21 year old intern.
* You cry every May 4th over the four people killed at Kent State, but have never been to the Vietnam Memorial.
* Along the same lines, "Four Dead in OHIO" by Neil Young gives you goosebumps, but "19" by Paul Hardcastle means nothing to you.
* You say shows like "Leave It to Beaver" are out of touch with America today, while you flip to your soap opera.
* You know of the stockpile of biological weapons in Iraq, but think that the US is wrong for not signing the land mines treaty.
* You want to know why we don't offer schooling in prisons (hey, isn't that what public schools are for).
* You think those stupid ribbons actually accomplish something.
* You tout the NAACP, but criticize anyone referring to a black man as a "colored person."
* You think a mother has a right to kill an innocent 5 month fetus because her pregnancy would interfere with her career, but feel we shouldn't put to death the man who raped and murdered 14 women.
* You feel that banning smoking in public indoor places limits your constitutional rights.
* You feel that being convicted of treason is an infringement on your first amendment rights.
* You honestly feel that alcoholics deserve social security disability benefits.
* You outwardly said "I would have voted for Elizabeth Dole" knowing darn well you wouldn't have because she is a Republican.
* You think it is ok for a President to commit perjury on his sex life, but criticize Dan Quayle for spelling potato/potatoe wrong.
* You stood on a soapbox demanding that Anita Hill be heard, but want Paula Jones' accusations to be swept under the rug.
* You sang along to "Give Peace a Chance" during the Gulf War.
* You've filed for unemployment within two weeks of getting out of high school.
* You went to Woodstock II and felt that it was a significant historical event, changing the way our country thinks.
* You own something that says, "Dukakis for President," and still display it.
* You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..."
* You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
* You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."
* You've ever argued that with just one more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs.
* You think Lennon was a brilliant social commentator.
* You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.
* You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.
* After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."
