You Need A New Car

[Quiet_One]

our passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.


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Instead of an airbag, there's a whoopie cushion taped to your steering wheel.


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You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year old on a moped.


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15-Minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car 3 days.


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Thieves repeatedly break into your car just to take "The Club."


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When you gas up, the attendant asks "Can I re-duct-tape that windshield for you?".


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While waiting at a stop light, people run up asking if anyone was hurt.


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For some unexplained reason, you keep losing dates on left turns.


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Your gas gauge measures in cubits.


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Traffic reporters starting to refer to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.


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[Quick Draw]

Oh man that sucks, but yeah after that I think a person need a new a car.
Quick Draw

 

[Quiet_One]

Me to sounds like friend of mine almost