AZHUNTERR
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Subject: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF.....
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> 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
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> 2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
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> 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
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> 4. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
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> 5. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want
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> 6. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
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> 7. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
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> 8. Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.
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> 9. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
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> 10.You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
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> 11.You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
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> 12.You have a rag for a gas cap.
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> 13.Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
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> 14.You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
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> 15.You consider your license plate personalized because your father made
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> 16.Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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> 17.You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer Quota.
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> 18.You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say CoolWhip on
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> side.
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> 19.The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
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> 20.You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
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> 21.You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
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> 22.Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings
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> home.
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> 23.You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
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> 24.You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph
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> 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
>
> 2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
>
> 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
>
> 4. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
>
> 5. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want
> it..
>
> 6. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
>
> 7. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
>
> 8. Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.
>
> 9. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
>
> 10.You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
>
> 11.You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
>
> 12.You have a rag for a gas cap.
>
> 13.Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
>
> 14.You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
>
> 15.You consider your license plate personalized because your father made
> it.
>
> 16.Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
>
> 17.You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer Quota.
>
>
> 18.You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say CoolWhip on
> the
> side.
>
> 19.The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
>
> 20.You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
>
> 21.You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
>
> 22.Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings
> you
> home.
>
> 23.You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
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> 24.You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph
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