You have to be kidding!

[Big Sky]

Next time you need to cross the Canadian/Montana border you might want to just "hold it." This was in this morning's Billings Gazette. It's actually kind of funny but it would suck to be this guy. Anyway our border patrol apparently doesn't take any crap from anyone. Read on:

http://www.billingsgazette.com/index.php?display=rednews/2004/08/26/build/state/65-clogging.inc

 

[Calif. Hunter]

I guess he was full of it!

 

[Big Sky]

Somebody is definitely full of it at that border crossing.

 

[MarvB]

Now that's a shitty deal!
The agents office must have been downwind of the chitter LOL.

Hey Big Sky- Check your Pm's!

 

[ELKCHSR]

Only in America...

 

[chas031]

Hurray!!! This is proof positive!! This country is no longer going down the drain!!

Chas

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

OMG.....LMAOPM!!!!!!!!


What is this country coming to

 

[Big Sky]

MarvB reply sent.

 

[Nut]

Guess he had a WayMessyDoo?

 

[danr55]

Sounds like someone besides Elkhunter has way too much time on thier hands..

US Department of Customs, Immigration, and Potty Inspection.

US Border and Outhouse Patrol

DUMB!

Bet I can see what happened though.. The kid clogs the john and one of the Border Patrol cops says, "You plugged it, you clear it!" Everyone is laughing and the kid says, "Up yours,, it's your toilet, you clear." The Border Cop gets upset with the kids, who are already in trouble because of the booze. One thing leads to another and the cop goes over the edge.. Sound right?

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

Makes me want to send the Border Patrol a big batch of Hatch, NM green chili and see if that doesn't make them plug a toilet or two. If the dude had cherry-bombed the toilet, I could understand. Maybe the Border Patrol scared the poop out of the guy???

Guess they'll have the door-greeters on pooper patrol in Wal-Mart next. I can just picture some old dude door greeter with a speech impediment: "Mithter, yer kid justht pwugged our thitter. We're howding you we-thponth-ible!"

-RW-

 

[MarvB]

Something else that had to be kind of a shitty deal for rescue workers...

A 480-pound Martin County Florida woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years.

See complete story here

Holly hanging chads batman

 

[Moosie]

Big Sky ... Fuggin Hillarious.. Notice the Guy lives In Bozeman... HUMmmmm must be something in the Food over there

Hows the hunting gonna be this year bud ?

 

[Hangar18]

They offer a "Clogging the shitter 101" at MSU, but in order to pass, you have to leave the offending growler in somewhere in Missoula.

Go Bobcats

 

[cjcj]

Sounds like the kid [huffman] was full of shit.

 

[Elkhunter]

Hang the fugger!!

Can't imagine walking into the house where that 480 lb woman was.

 

[ELKCHSR]

A toilet that could just tell on you when if you do some thing you arn't supposed to, like putting to big a log in it for it to swallow

Look Who Has a Real Potty Mouth...

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - The citizens of Amsterdam may now take counsel of talking toilets that expound on the perils of smoking or the futility of war and berate them on hygiene and cleanliness.


The first such toilets, fitted with sensors to detect exactly what visitors do and to pass comment if appropriate, were installed in a central Amsterdam cafe Thursday. Creator Leonard van Munster, who sees the project as an artistic venture, will build more if the demand arises.


"You might consider sitting down next time," the toilet told a male Reuters reporter politely in a female robot voice. The next user was told that "The last visitor did not take heed of basic rules of hygiene."


Depending on circumstances, the toilet might remind you to wash your hands or ask you to lift the seat.


"It could suddenly start coughing and warn you about the dangers of cigarettes, or name all the cool movie stars who smoke. It just depends what mood it's in," van Munster said referring to people who sneak off to secretly have a puff.

 

[Orca Lover]

Thats hilarious!!!