YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

[AZHUNTERR]

You Are What You Eat

A little boy and a little girl attended the same
school and became friends.
Everyday they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered that
they both brought chicken sandwiches everyday! This
went on all through the
fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed that
her sandwich wasn't a
chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken,
don't you like it
anymore? She said "I love it but I have to stop eating
it" "Why" he said.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to
grow little feathers
down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she
pulled up her skirt, he
looked and said,
"That's right you are, better not eat any more
chicken." He kept eating his
chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
butter. He said to the
little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken
sandwiches, I'm starting to get
feathers down there too" She asked if she could look
so he pulled down his
pants for her.

She said "Oh, my God...
It's too late for you...
You've already got the neck and gizzard!!"

 

[ELKCHSR]

LMAO!!!!That is way to funny!!!

 

[Kraven]

LMAO Too funny

 

[Nightcrawler]

LOL haahaahaa hohoheehee.

 

[kiwi hunta]

rotflmbo ,so bloody funny

 

[Ben]

ROTFLMAO!!! Excellent!