Elkhunter
New member
Driving to the office this morning on the Whitemud, I looked over to
my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per
hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away
from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned myself, ruined the darn phone and DISCONNECTED AN
IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per
hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away
from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned myself, ruined the darn phone and DISCONNECTED AN
IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
